BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

[BlackAdder]

Right back at it. Why not?
This girl appears on Reddit and Twitter, she goes by Sel, or @SweetestSell.
I believe she's a fellow Canadian, which means I totally have a shot with her
She's got this aura about her that transcends "sexiness" - I prefer to refer to her as thuper thexy.
It seems more appropriate, yes? Agreed.
Thhe will now be referred to as "thuper thexy" anytime I come acrothth more picturtheth of her in my travelth acrothth the immenththe depth of the internet.
Onwards and upwards, my friends. Enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Uh oh... It's a new page.
You know what that means: you're going to have to look at u/alexasweetie's bum for a while and then think about what you've done.
Look, I take no pleasure out of making you look at her bum, but you have to come to the understanding that your actions require consequences, and the consequences of those actions involve you looking at her bum. A lot. You know what you did...
If you complain, I'll just post more.
Don't test me.

[BlackAdder]

Hmmm... It appears as though I've just acquired a fifth green bar. Curious, that.
I assume that's a good thing, and if so, the best way to celebrate is of course posting pics of a girl with ridiculously large boobies.
She's u/MathematicianOdd8611 on Reddit. I spoiled it for you already, but her boobies are actually quite ridiculous. I'm a little concerned that she might run in to back problems later in life, but then at the same time: tee hee... big hot boobies.
Alright, enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all. It's finally f*^king Friday. I actually made it through the work week without accidentally bludgeoning any of my bumbling idiot co-workers to death with my stapler. There were a couple of close calls, though
They're not all idiots, of course. I work with some amazing people, however I've taken the liberty of laminating a list of people who make me audibly groan when I spot them en route to my cubicle. The type of folks that may as well ask: "But why male models?" to which I would be forced to reply: "Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago." [/obligatory Zoolander reference]

Alright, what was I doing here, again?...
Oh yes, posting pics the self proclaimed u/Pleasure_Queen.
A delightful woman who doesn't appear to be shy about possibly poking your eyes out with her nipples. I would be OK with that so long as she still lets me play with them afterwards.
[Sorry, I'm a bit distracted because my beloved Vancouver Canucks are currently tied at nil in game 6 of their playoff series with the Nashville Predators. My fat ass is currently occupying the entire surface area of the edge of my seat. "Nil" is not really a hockey term, I just think it sounds fancy.]

[BlackAdder]

This f*%king hockey game is going to wind up being a 1-0 victory after three overtimes for one of these teams, isn't it? That's the vibe I'm getting from watching this, anyways. That's OK, I'm used to having high blood pressure.

Alright, quickly: Here are some pics of u/hotangelYu. A very apt username as she is both "hot", and an "angel"

No, that's all I got. This f*#king game is killing me right now. Literally. My blood pressure has got to be sky high. Oh well, enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Alright, friends. I've managed to unclench my hands from my couch after the conclusion of my hockey game. My Canucks scored a goal with less than two minutes remaining, and somehow managed to not f*%k it up and let Nashville tie it up afterwards.
Now they get to proceed to the second round of the playoffs against the Dirty Dirty Edmonton Oilers. No, that's their real name: the "Dirty Dirty Oilers". I thought it was weird too, but it makes sense. Dirty f&$king Oilers...
Alright, I was preoccupied with this hockey game that you probably don't care about, but I managed to secure some randos for you to peruse to see if there's anything that meets your satisfaction. Enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Good morning, all.
I don't really have anything interesting to share today, apart from these pics of u/lil_red_doll. You know, the usual run of the mill beautiful woman with a pussy that makes you want to bow down on your knees and thank God that he invented vaginas. That sort of thing, if you're into it.
I have, however, been doing a run of the obscure TV show "Police Squad" and the eventual "The Naked Gun" series of movies. If you ever get a chance and come across a "completely legal source" I would encourage you to check them out. They are astoundingly stupid and amazingly beautiful.

Alright, enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Good afternoon, all. I'm not one to gloat, but it appears that the Toronto Maple Leafs have been eliminated from contention in the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs once more. I'm not unfamiliar to their fans' pain. My beloved Vancouver Canucks have sucked hot donkey balls since their inception in the early 70s.
A few less years than the last time Leafs brought home Lord Stanley's much fabled cup.
That's just a pertinent observation, I don't mean anything by it.
To be fair: their fortuitous opponents, the Boston Bruins, are going to be absolutely shredded by the Florida Panthers. ["To shreds, you say." /Futurama reference]

Alright, to task. We're doing like, boobs and stuff, yes? OK, I can do this: This is user Alma Rose @Lullubearkiss. If you like beautiful brunettes who let you see their big hot boobies, you might want to check one or two of these out.

[I'm giving you advanced warning: This is not the dumbest thing I'm going to post in this thread today.]

Oops... Some of those aren't the same girl. I assure you I did that on purpose, because, um... Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all.

I don't have anything interesting to contribute to this thread tonight. I do however have a complaint.
Are you a driver?
Are you familiar with the color "green"?
OK, well then: conventionally, when you are at a lighted intersection and the light facing you is green, that means you are free to proceed in a forward direction. If you're feeling particularly randy, you might even choose to turn left. I will not judge you.
However, when in real life when faced with a green light you mustn't freeze up like a deer in the headlights and spend a million years figuring out what the f*^k to do, just f&%king go.
Green means "Go".
Please just f&%king go.
I have places to go...
Pretty f*$king please.
I swear to God I live in the worst f*^king town for drivers...

OK, rant over. And I lied: Here are a bunch of pics of a hot redhead in various states of undress for your perusal.

[BlackAdder]

Alright good afternoon, all.
For any returning visitors: welcome.
For any newbies browsing around a bit and recoiling in horror at the content: also, welcome. Feel free to recoil in anything you want.
I'd offer you all a delightful serving of brie if transporter technology had actually kept up with my ridiculous expectations. Gene Roddenberry would be rolling over in his grave right now if his ashes hadn't been shot into orbit years ago.

Anyways, enough nonsense. I came across something interesting the other day. More specifically: a bunch of pics of a headless user on Reddit with possibly the most outrageously ridiculous body that I've ever laid eyes on.
She goes by u/yournudegf and she is most certainly not shy about showing you everything that was on your Santa list back when you were 13.
OK, to be fair I didn't see her showing a Nintendo in any of these pics, but you get the idea.
Alright, enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Onwards and upwards, my friends. This smut isn't going to dispense itself indiscriminately on the internet itself, after all. Although that would be pretty cool, now that I think about it...
Alright, please feel free to peruse my remaining collection of pics of u/yumae_. I believe the underscore is silent.
I think you'll find she has quite the impressive undercarriage. I've always thought so. I have of course studied these at length.
On an unrelated topic: you may want to wear gloves before handling...

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all.
I'm just going to get this out of the way: some of you may be familiar with the subject matter in the pics in this post. It is former Reddit user u/moonsimorfin who was the sole subject of my previous thread in this forum who's apparently turned up on Twitter to some degree.
She had disappeared from Reddit some months ago, causing me to have to close up shop on that thread much to my chagrin. If you think about it: technically it's her fault you might occasionally accidentally click on this thread and have to put up with my bullsh*t nonsense over here.
Anyways, I managed to pick up a few of her pics from that other hellscape social media forum which I refuse to call "X". If you like what you see, you may want to do a search of her username on this hellscape social media forum... [No, no. That's too harsh. This is more of a sketchy porn sharing forum than an ungodly hellscape.] I have it on good authority that there may be a few good pics there.

Alright, enjoy Or don't, whatever.

[BlackAdder]

And now for something completely different.
Oh no wait, it's still erotic photos. Maybe just a little less explicit this time .
I somehow seem to have accumulated a bunch of pics of twitter user YourTereza who is, uh... OK, I'm not going to mince words here: She's f*^king gorgeous, and has the best cleavage I've seen in at least the last hour or so.
Unfortunately, I think you'll find she doesn't parade around her naughty bits like some floozy on stage at the celebrated Marble Arch strip club in my home town of Vancouver. No, seriously - the club is mentioned in the seminal Mötley Crüe song "Girls, Girls, Girls" from the awful eponymous album "Girls, Girls, Girls". It's not their fault, they were all strung out on heroin at the time. I'd probably write a horrible rock album if I was strung out on heroin. Or even right now, probably...
[BlAdders, what the f&%k are you even going on about right now? Shut the f^$k up and post the pictures of the pretty girl]
*Sigh* OK, fine. Please try and enjoy these pics.

[BlackAdder]

Hello, friends.
I am very displeased with myself because as I was about to post the reply to my previous post, I apparently accidentally closed the tab, thus losing whatever the hell I was going on about. That stuff doesn't write itself - I have to write it, and it practically writes itself.

Alright, consider yourselves lucky. Instead of unhinged nonsense, you get to be amazed by u/sweetie_fox' naughty bits, unlike the PG-13 rated pics from my previous post.
I will take no satisfaction from those of you who choose to enjoy these pics.
[I'm just kidding. Enjoy away ]

[Edit: yes, I've seen the duplicate. I just like that particular picture a lot...]

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all. Apparently I completely neglected to update this thread yesterday. I'm a little concerned I may have experienced a lost time event, possibly having been kidnapped by aliens. Oh well, what're you gonna do...
Alright I'm clearing out more randos at the moment as I appear to have amassed a large sum of them again after having fallen down some interesting rabbit holes on Reddit and Twitter in recent days. Pleasurable rabbit holes, I might add. I actually didn't want to leave.
I'm just going to leave these here - feel free to peruse the pics and if you find anything of interest, feel free to enjoy.
I might be back later.