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10th May 2024, 02:34
#256
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10th May 2024, 02:51
#257
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10th May 2024, 03:44
#258
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11th May 2024, 02:38
#259
Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread
Alright, happy f*^king Friday everyone.
It's been an æon since I've posted any pics of u/petiteposter18. Seriously, I'm pretty sure the Primordial Soup was only just beginning to form complex polypeptides from the rudimentary available amino acids therein, thus constructing the basic building blocks of life the last time I posted her.
To be perfectly honest, I've actually stopped collecting her pictures from Reddit. I mean, I like girls with beautiful moist vaginas as much as the next guy (), but I feel like she was posting some of the same photos over and over again. I've probably even posted at least a few of these before.
Don't get me wrong, I still check out her posts and upvote the crap out of them, I just don't need any more of them. Let me go check... *checks folder properties for u/petiteposter18
Gadzooks! There's 308 pics in there. Yeah, that's plenty.
Alright, enjoy.
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11th May 2024, 06:15
#260
Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread
Alright, I'm back. It's been a bit of a strange Friday night for me. However I believe everything is OK now and I can sit back and relax and try not to have a cerebral embolism whilst watching my beloved Vancouver Canucks take on the Edmonton Oilers in game 2 of the 2nd round of the NHL playoffs. I know you don't care, but the Canucks are currently up 3-2 in the second intermission after a fast paced couple of periods. No, not that kind of period, weirdo.
I don't know why furniture manufacturers make more than "edges of seats" chairs for sports fans, because that's all I've been using. Imagine all of the savings in reclaimed materials.
So I've been a bit distracted with bit of personal drama and contentious hockey games tonight, so I thought I'd just dump a bunch of pics of former u/directtelevision2 again. She's a substantial beauty who posted a ridiculous amount of naughty pics on reddit some time ago, which I probably spent too much time accumulating instead of useful things.
M'eh... She's hot, though
I grant thee permission to enjoy, if you're of such mind
[Oh, sh*t. The third period is starting. I can already feel my buttocks clenching... ]
Last edited by BlackAdder; 11th May 2024 at 06:19.
Reason: I interrupted my game for a stoopid edit.
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11th May 2024, 07:12
#261
Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread
Alright, some news: this game is going into f*^king overtime. This game is tied at three and BlAdders is not pleased. It's way past my bedtime. It's freaking 1am here. Did neither of these teams consider my need for my beauty sleep? Rude.
Alright, what do I got? Umm... OK, none of you are going to like this, but these are the last of my pics of headless MILF u/Impressive_Apricot37.
I don't really have anything more to say about them, It's super late, and some alcohol may have come into play with it being Friday night.
I'm actually a little surprised I can post this coherently right now. [Yay, Team BlAdders!]
Go ahead and enjoy these pics, or don't. I don't really care right now - Overtime has begun. I must go, my people need me.
Go Canucks, Go.
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11th May 2024, 07:34
#262
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11th May 2024, 16:15
#263
Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread
Good morning, all. I regret to inform you that you might be subjected to an unhinged rant based on a specific play in a particular ice hockey game which occurred last night, which shall remain nameless.
OK, for those of you unfamiliar with the sport, games occur on ice rinks with players equipped with ice skates, busting their asses chasing a tiny piece of rubber called a puck but they are limited to using bent pieces of equipment crafted with a variety of materials ranging from wood to carbon fiber called "hockey sticks" to do so. The desired end result of play is to hurtle said "puck" into an approximately 4' x 6' netted pipe guarded by a "goalie" more times than your opponent. It's actually a lot like soccer/fútbol, but it doesn't suck. [*Ducks and covers* I'm just being an idiot. Calm yourselves.]
Now, they have rules associated with gameplay, infractions of which can result in "penalties". If a player is deemed to warrant a "penalty" by infracting upon said rules, they are sent to go sulk in a little box adjacent to the ice conveniently called the "penalty box", leaving their team shorthanded on the playing surface for a set amount of time. Minor infractions result in a 2 minute time out for the player. It's called a minor penalty.
Slightly more egregious infractions may warrant a "double minor", a 4 minute penalty, leaving their team shorthanded on ice for up to four minutes.
Malevolent infractions of the rules can lead to major penalties, 5 minutes, and generally expulsion from the game and the player is subject to suspension from playing for a set number of games by the hockey league.
Still with me? I'm not sure why, but OK.
Alright, do you remember those things I briefly mentioned called "hockey sticks"? Well it is a distinct infraction of the rules to use yours to smack an opposing player in the face. It's called high sticking. It's frowned upon. You can't even play the tiny piece of rubber with your stick above your shoulders. If the player receiving said "high stick" starts bleeding as a result, by rule this is a double minor infraction. You may recall from the previous paragraph [Dear God, there are paragraphs in this post... WTF are you doing?] this is up to and including a 4 minute stint in the penalty box.
I hope you're not still reading this, I'm just venting here.
Alright, so what occurred last night is that one of the premier players in the NHL who is often casually referred to as Connor McJesus [it's McDavid] and is admittedly a phenomenally skilled hockey player, smacked opposing player Quinn Hughes with his hockey stick straight in the face, in the midst of play, in full view of all 4 members of the on-ice officiating staff.
Blood was drawn as a result of this act.
How many penalties do you think were called on the play? You're right: zero.
After the play the officiating staff wouldn't let Hughes continue play until he stopped bleeding so he was sequestered to the player's bench for several minutes while staff attended to his injury.
They all saw a clear infraction of the rules and the result and still called nothing. Nice.
F*^king refs...
OK, I actually feel better for getting that all out. If you were unfortunate enough to have read all of that, I hereby present you with some pics of a skinny blonde woman with a delightful vagina, which she is not exactly shy about showing us.
I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm a fan of delightful vaginas
Actually, I guess if you didn't read all of that, you also get to see her delightful vagina. Boy, I sure feel bad for all of those sorry bastards who may have actually read all of that now...
Alright, enjoy. I promise not to vent about my stoopid hockey games until at least Sunday. Monday, latest.
[Edit: oops... It's u/sexyfuckers808]
Last edited by BlackAdder; 11th May 2024 at 16:59.
Reason: Oh, the edits we'll do. F*^k, I should have pre-written this...
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11th May 2024, 20:01
#264
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11th May 2024, 22:30
#265
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Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread
Good evening all. We have survived to see yet another Monday. Yippee.
I managed to take a break yesterday to catch up with an old friend: grizzled veteran NYPD police detective John McClane. It was delightful reminiscing about his adventures frolicking around with his good friends Frans Gruber, Frans Gruber's brother Jeremy Irons, and Colonel William Stuart. Oh, the adventures they did have, until John McClane had to kill the f*^k out of them.
The three Die Hard movies are amongst my favourites of all time.
No, I'm pretty sure there are only three Die Hard movies. Just like there are only three Star Wars movies. Unless you count the two 80s made for TV Ewoks movies, in which case I will concede that there are 5 Star Wars movies. That giant spider was scary as f*^k, yo.
[OK BlAdders, back to work you idiot.]
Alright, back to posting salacious images of pics of women I find attractive in various states of undress. I have noticed that the following meme I stole off the internet is shockingly accurate.
Are any of the handful of people who accidentally frequent this thread from time to time fans of beautiful women with big hot boobies?
Could I possibly interest you in some pics of a hot chick with ginormous knockers? [Huh... "ginormous" isn't setting off the mis-spelling red squiggly line... Maybe it's actually a real word.]
Perhaps a pretty lady with large pleasure orbs?
Tits McGee? [That's offside, watch it...]
Fine, these are some pics I've managed to acquire of Reddit user u/Match_Medium257.
She is a considerable beauty with very large potentials for back issues later in life. Nobody tell her, though. She's beautiful just the way she is.
Alright, enjoy
Last edited by BlackAdder; Yesterday at 01:39.
Reason: Paid homage to the much forgotten Ewoks movies.
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Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread
Welp, no rest for the wicked my friends.
On'tday ellltay anybody nowhay, utbay the ollowingfay omanway has one of the best ussypays I've seen all day.
Ah, yes. Haphazard use of pig Latin is in fact the best way to post. Simultaneously confusing, and disorienting to those uninitiated into its use. Why did I do this? I have no idea. It just came out that way.
Alright, what're we doing here? Oh, yes. Twitter user "Miracle", @baby_miraclee. The extra "e" is for... I have no idea about this either.
I do know, however, that she is hot AF.
Enjoy Or don't. As always: whatever, man.
Last edited by BlackAdder; Yesterday at 07:42.
Reason: Where the utter f*^k did that random comma come from? *sigh... clicks Edit.*
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