BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

[BlackAdder]

Alright, I need a palate cleanser, so we're doing randos.
Also, based on the post count on this thread there may be a significant event forthcoming. I don't want to spoil it, but if I'm right and I post it, you'll most likely roll your eyes and think to yourself "Not again..."
Though I suppose that might be anyone's reaction to any one of my posts.

OK, where was I? Oh, yes - Randos, yo. Help yourself, there's plenty for everyone

[BlackAdder]

James Tiberius Kirk: Spock, what's going on? What's our current trajectory?
Spock: My calculations indicate that we appear to be headed on an uncontrollable course towards bumgirl. [u/alexasweetie]
Kirk: Surely we can... find.. a way... to avoid this.
Spock: That seems unlikely, Jim. The gravitational pull of her bum seems to be insurmountable, even using our warp engines.
Kirk: So, what you're saying is that at best we're likely going to spend the rest of our lives orbiting her bum?
Spock: So it would appear.
Kirk: M'eh, I could think of worse fates

The weirdness continues. I don't know what to say, apart from: enjoy
[Oh, this is the significant event I mentioned earlier btw. Bumgirl posts are the best. Feel free to start rolling your eyes and thinking "not again..." at your leisure.]

[BlackAdder]

Good morning, all. Happy Sunday, Happy Funday, and most of all: Happy Sundae [Mmmmm... Sundae... .]
I was reminded this morning of the existence of the impossibly pretty blonde girl Lexi
I guess it can't really be "impossibly" since she exists, Maybe she's an "improbably pretty blonde girl"? "Statistically lower chance of existing pretty blonde girl"?
[BlAdders, you're rambling and no one cares. Move on. ]
Alright, she's used multiple usernames on Reddit in past for whatever reason, which is why I just refer to her as "Lexi" which appears to be consistent throughout her username history. All I know for sure is that she's beautiful, has a remarkable head of hair, and lets us see her boobies.
All of the desirable traits one looks for when looking at pictures of women on the internet

Alright I've got to go grocery shopping, so enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Once more unto the breach, dear friends. It's Sunday afternoon, and I believe I've devised a cunning plan to prevent Monday from ever again rearing its ugly head: I realized that I could just set my clock back a few hours every once in a while. It's so simple - I can't believe I'd never thought of this before. Look, see?... It's only 1:30 in the afternoon again!
[BlAdders, your genius utterly knows no bounds. Its magnitude is only eclipsed by your tremendous stupidity ]

OK, where was I? Um... yes: u/Ariababeboobs. I might use some big technical terms here, but do try and keep up. I'm pretty sure I've posted her before. She's super pretty, does cosplay of some pretty obscure characters which I only recognize a handful of, and has what I believe medical professionals refer to as "big hot boobies".
Truth be told, if she were to somehow hold me down and smother me with her big hot boobies, I would consider that to be an honorable death. One worthy of a dirty old pervert such as myself.

Alright, enough nonsense. Onwards and upwards, my friends.
Enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Good afternoon, all. I hope your day is finding you well. It's only 1:30pm, or 13:30 here in my neck of the woods, thanks to my clever machinations [], so I'm doing good.
It's been a minute since we've revisited u/Sweetie_Fox. Several minutes, probably. One might speculate that thousands of minutes have elapsed since I've posted any pics of u/Sweetie_Fox. That actually seems like an awful lot, though. I shall have to strive for posting her pics far less infrequently. She's quite pretty

Enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Good morning, all. I'd like to check something here, just out of morbid curiosity. By show of hands, how many amongst yourselves are currently afflicted with bronchitis? Don't be shy, just go ahead and pop your hand up. Anyone?
Hmmmm... It's as I suspected: It's just me. Splendid.
I hope you're all doing well at least, you bunch of healthy jerks...

This may be a WYSIWYG day. [It's pronounced "wizzywig". For those unindoctrinated into the archaic cult of acronymism: "What You See Is What You Get".]
This is what you get: u/shyzinnia.
Let me just have a gander at my checksheet on her:
Pretty blonde girl? [check]
Has nice naughty bits? [check]
Takes pictures of them? [check]
Posts them on the internet? [check]
BlAdders likes? [There appears to be an inordinate amount of checks in this particular box. Curious...]
Alright, she checks out. Enjoy.

[Edit: Goddammit, there's a duplicate. And it's right next to itself. Stoopid BlAdders...]

[caerlesbi]

Message from one of them there healthy jerks...
Get well soon.
That appears to be a direct instruction from some randoPerv downloading a lot of rather nice images.
Images that are usually of bums, oddly. Excellent.

[BlackAdder]

Thank you, friend. You're too kind.

Images that are usually of bums, oddly.

Hmmm... Purely a coincidence, I assure you. A statistical anomaly at best. What, these are pictures of bums? I thought I was uploading... pleasant pictures of flowers, bumblebees, and capybaras. I have to be perfectly honest: I am as shocked as you are... [Yes... I think that did the trick. Good Job, BlAdders. ]

OK, friends. We're headed onwards and upwards. Yes, I realize it's not listed on the itinerary for the day and it's a gross inconvenience for most of you, however it's my thread and we'll head in whatever direction I want. [Sick BlAdders is pretty surly today, it seems...]

This is MiniLoona, actually she appears to go by u/miniloonav2 on Reddit now. I believe she's Polish [I could be wrong], she's a petite curvy girl with big nice boobies and the kind of vagina you'd like to slide your tongue up and down in like a credit card. [I am aware I've used that line before, it is still however not inaccurate given the subject matter.]

She's a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. By that, I mean: I don't feel the least bit guilty about fetching the ol' jerkin' pants when I happen across her pics.

Alright, feel free to enjoy if you're of such mind.

[BlackAdder]

Hello, friends. A long time ago, in a sketchy porn picture sharing forum far far away... No wait, I guess it's right here. I'm typing in it right now. Huh. Never mind, then.
Anyways, in the early days of this abomination of a picture posting thread I had expounded the curious case of u/KyleChamberss. [https://vipergirls.to/threads/100198...post164687156]
[TLDR: Pretty naked Euro brunette posting pics under an account that appears to have been a middle aged American man posting on NFL threads mere years prior.]
Well, the case has gotten curiouser. No, really.
At the risk of paraphrasing Ned Flanders of, "The Simpsons" fame: "Avert your eyes, children! She may take on other forms!"
She does indeed, take on another form. A lesser person might think it's actually a different woman posting nudes under this username. I know better though. I have complete faith in my middle aged male NFL fan to have somehow metamorphosed himself into two completely different younger desirable nude women over the course of time.
You go, u/KyleChamberss

[God, I have a headache after that.] I dunno, try and enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

OK, friends. There's been a bit too much of goings-on of pics of younger pretty girls clogging up the contents of this thread, and I will not have it.
That said, I came across these delightful pics of u/GabrielleElise, a delightful seasoned woman of significant beauty, who I'd wager could coax the pants off of you with a lustful look and a knowing wink in your general direction. Plus she lets us see her pussy.


I hesitate to refer to her as a MILF, as I have no idea if she is in fact a "Mother". She does appear to be pregnant in one of the pics below though. That, or that saucy pic was taken directly after enjoying a particularly significant meal purchased from "Taco Bell"
[Yes, I went there. I'm not proud of myself. Give me a break, I've been sick... ]

Enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Good morning, all. I'm just back after falling down a rabbit hole plumb full of pics of one u/solarkate_official.
It was seemingly endless, and then it sadly ended.
Who is this "solarkate"? I dunno.
Now, when they indicate this is an "official" account of some kind, what does that mean? *shrugs shoulders*
OK, is she at least super hot? Oh, you betcha.

Alright, I've got to go. My people need me. No, seriously. I'm under the weather and am still expected to run some errands.

Enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all. Happy hump day. I marked the occasion by going into work while still somewhat under the weather and managed to have a completely miserable day. I did almost accidentally get some work done, so that's a plus.
Alright, onwards and upwards, my friends. Always onwards, occasionally upwards - you have to worry about oxygen levels after certain altitudes, after all.

Alright, who am I doing here, again? Ah, yes: u/hotangelYu. [If only I was doing her. ]
I've been peripherally aware of her for some time, but she doesn't post a huge amount of pics so I'd occasionally see her post a pic of herself, click on said image, think to myself "Sweet googly mooglies " and proceed to upvote the post and move on with my life.
Today, after seeing her post a pic I actually had the presence of thought to go check out her posting profile and found a veritable mother lode of hot pics.
Do you know that scene in "Pulp Fiction" in the younger guys' apartment where Vincent Vega puts Marcellus Wallace's briefcase on the kitchen counter and opens it to confirm the contents are still intact, and it's just a bright light shining out from the interior of the briefcase shining upwards into his face? That was me a little while ago.
Maybe mix in a bit of the bad guys in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" opening the Ark of the Covenant. Not too much, though. I'm pretty sure I'm going to need my face tomorrow.

I would not think it inaccurate to state that she has a lot of what BlAdders likes going on.

OK, enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Hello, again.
I thought I might post some more pics of u/sakurasweetkissesxxx, a woman whose entire picture repertoire seems to consist of two different points of interest:
1) Her boobs, which do include nipples of considerable interest that bear potential for further research , and
2) Her scantily clad asshole. We don't actually get to see her asshole, of course. We merely get hints of asshole. Scattered memories of assholes once lost... Perhaps she's foreshadowing her asshole for future appearances. [OMG, do you think? ]
Alright, everybody calm down for a moment and try and enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, friends. Had a busy evening, so just getting into a post or two.
As a result, this may come off as a bit of an "acid jazz" version of one of my posts. You guys like acid jazz, don't you? Random guitar chords combined with confusing quick riffs based on incomprehensible guitar scales being thrown in there for the hell of it? Bass accompaniment that sounds like someone's randomly bouncing a variety of tennis balls off the strings? Mistuned tympani played off rhythm, and a snare drum setup that keeps falling over in the background as percussion, much to the dismay of the drum tech?
That's my scene, man.
OK, not really. I don't even really know what "acid jazz" is but if it's not actually like this, the way my idiot brain imagined, I'm going to f*^king riot.

I, uh, don't know what that was [Quickly Googles "Acid Jazz"... Oh, someone's not going to be happy with me... Sh*t, I guess I was thinking of regular jazz music. ], but I suppose I could salvage something out of this post: OK, well... I found these pics of a significantly pretty young woman who appears to be perfectly happy to show us her boobies. Her username is u/MollyVolk, and perhaps I could coax you into forgetting what you may have allegedly "read" in the first part of this post and enjoy these instead.

[BlackAdder]

Alright, time for one more quick batch. [Unless the Jazz puritans get me first. ]
BlAdders needs his beauty sleep, after all. Not that it helps. I could probably be placed in a medically induced coma for several weeks and it would not significantly ameliorate my physical appearance. M'eh, what're you gonna do?

In tonight's episode of "What the f*^k am I going to post now?
This? No.
This? No.
What about this? Hmmm... maybe... You know what? No."
Then I realized it's been it's been several moons since I've posted u/DirectTelevision2.
She'll do quite nicely

Here you go, enjoy.
Now, BlAdders go. He sleepy