BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

[BlackAdder]

Happy hump day, all. Only two more days left in the week, and then it's a long weekend here in the Great White North. If I wanted to, I could spend the entire three days chilling in my igloo watching dirty pornography and playing video games whilst irreparably clogging my arteries pigging out on beef jerky. I mean, I'm not going to, but I totally could if I wanted.
Alright, it's time to transcend space and time in a general onwards and upwards direction.

OK, I've seen this woman posting dirty pictures here and there on Reddit for a while but finally managed to nail down her username so I could be a creepy pervert and do a search of her posting history so I could see if there's more. There was more, and it was glorious.
This is beautiful buxom redhead u/KatyAlyabova.
She mostly just lets us see her big hot boobies, but there are a handful of "kitty" appearances, if you know what I mean.
I mean we get to see her pussy.

And now I leave it in your hands to decide whether or not you want to enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Well, well, well. Look what we have here. I'm no expert, but it appears to be a new page in my idiotic thread.
If I'm not mistaken, in this scenario I am contractually obligated to post a bunch of pics of some girl's hot ass, who I colloquially refer to as "bumgirl"
Look, I take no pleasure in this, however failure to adhere to the agreement can lead to severe consequences per the terms of the contract. Believe me, I will never again blindly sign a contract curiously written in human blood on lambskin for some reason without at least skimming over the terms, or asking the contractee to give me the gist of the contents.

Alright, you know her name. You probably have her asshole memorized. I know I do.
It's u/alexasweetie from Reddit.

Alright, enjoy some bums

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all. Hope this Thirsty Thursday has found you well
I'm not going to mince words here: I'm doing a rando post here.
Why? Well firstly, I have way too many of them. I think they might be f^#king like rabbits in my random folder when I'm not looking, because every time I take a peek inside there's bloody more of 'em.
At least there's some good stuff here
Also, some stuff I must have accidentally downloaded because when I was preparing the upload I checked out the random assortment and some of them are like, yikes
On top of purging randos, I'm also working on a little something that might make an appearance in this thread later tonight.

That being said, enjoy the randomness

[BlackAdder]

...And we're back. Onwards and upwards, as always
I'm just doing a bit of a spring cleaning of older material that I've either not posted, or not finished posting before adding a new find to this shabby excuse for a picture thread on a certain sketchy porn sharing forum that shall remain nameless.
Some of you may recall u/Necrosword56 from many moons ago in this thread. There's just something about a beautiful brunette with big hot boobies [Oops, almost messed up and called them "big hot titties". What a faux pas that would have been. Mustn't be inconsistent with my infantile euphemisms...] who's not shy about showing off her naughty no-no place [See? Gotta be consistent] that just does it for me

If that does it for you too, please feel free to enjoy I shouldn't say anything, but I'm off to check on some of my ongoing nefarious machinations.

[BlackAdder]

OK, back to it. Welcome back to BlackAdder's Dirty Pic Clearance Centre. Half off all of the smut for a limited time only. Half of zero is of course still zero, it's like one of those retail store scam slogans that make something seem like a good deal so you'll be tempted to buy it, but really it's still just the regular price.
[On a related topic: f*^k WalMart. I have my reasons for intensely disliking the monolithic retail juggernaut... ]
Alright, enough nonsense. It's been a million years since I posted pics of u/Melrose_Michaels. Wooly Mammoths still roamed the icy tundra in the midst of the Pleistocene Epoch. I'm not even sure how I was able to post the pictures as proto humans had not yet managed to harness the power of electricity or WiFi.
Well, never mind. Please feel free to enjoy these discount pics of a hot redhead who occasionally lets us see her naughty bits

[BlackAdder]

OK, one more for the hell of it. These ones are full price because I just came across them the other day. If you don't have sufficient funds - no pics for you

I submit for your approval a smattering of pics of one Gentle Cutie XXX, or @gentlecutie_x on Twitter.
She's an exceptional beauty with the kind of body that makes you wonder where she actually keeps her internal organs. There's a Reddit subforum that would probably appreciate her: it's called r/titsonastick. Hey, don't look at me like that, I neither named it nor run it. It just accidentally find myself perusing the sub from time to time for purposes of my personal dirty research.

Alright, it's late - I stayed up late to at least watch the first period of my Vancouver Canucks' playoff game, and to coin a phrase: BlAdders Sleepy.

Enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Alright, friends. It's finally f*^king Friday.
OK, I'm still purging photos I've been holding onto for no good reason apart from my own personal thoughts of: "No... I needs them... They're my precious!"
This is my entire collection of a petite Indian girl who goes by u/hellen5110. She's mostly a gif girl on reddit, a bunch of which feature some guy inserting his penis inside her and thrusting back and forth vigorously for the length of the 20 second gif. Possibly more, I assume he's not a one-pump chump.
Anyways, she does post the occasional still, of which I've collected the assortment below. There may have been more, but I hate her picture host so much. It makes me want to cut my thumbs off and gouge my eyes out with them, if only I could manage to somehow pick them up without opposable thumbs.
Apart from that, I think she's great Certainly not shy about showing off her delightful naughty bits

Alright, enjoy

[Hmmm... two s tonight. BlAdders must be cranky. This could get interesting. Probably not, though]

[BlackAdder]

Hello, friends.
This is going to be a bit of a palate cleanser post.
I was readying some smutty pics to post, along with a spiteful diatribe related to a certain reviled team participating in the hockey game I'm currently watching, however i was informed that there were some bunnies occupying the planter on the deck in my backyard.
Upon investigation, it would appear to be a true story. Apparently I have a warren of rabbits living in my planter, so I did the only sensible thing: take some cute pictures. And now you have to look at them.
So that's the post. I know it's not the usual sub-par smut I usually post, but if it makes you feel better you can think of them as PlayBoy bunnies.
Apologies for the potato quality pics.

[Hey, it's my thread. I can post what I want. I'll be back shortly with some smut and some spiteful vitriol, don't you worry.]

[BlackAdder]

Alright, let's all forget that last post. Let's all get our stories straight, though: BlackAdder does not have a soft spot for cute little animals, for he has no heart with which to have one, got it? They were cute though.

Now, what was I doing before I was so rudely interrupted? Ah, yes. Clearing out some older pics of u/lil_red_doll.
She's a pretty redhead that does this thing where she removes her panties and pants, if applicable, and lays back, spreads her legs and takes pics of her glorious vagina. Sometimes she does the same, but sticks her hot little ass way up in the air and takes pics in that position instead.
It's not really my thing, but I took the time to download these for strictly research purposes. Yes, my famous dirty research
Alright, enjoy.

[Alright, that aside it's time for me to spew some spiteful vitriol on the rat bastard Boston Bruins.
Ha Ha, you just got eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs in 6 games in your series against the Florida Panthers at home. Your asshole fans at the Gahden are actually throwing beer cans at opposing players and coaches from the stands right now during the handshake line. Real classy.
I mean, Vancouver Canucks fans were apparently throwing beer cans from the stands last night, too, but it was targeted at legitimate targets: the f^#king incompetent refs. ]

[BlackAdder]

OK friends, I may have another post in me tonight. Let's see where this goes.
Please allow me to go get my wallet so I can retrieve my laminated list of grievances towards the NHL Colorado Avalanche franchise who are currently facing elimination in their playoff series against the Dallas Stars. Some of these egregious offences date back to their inception in the mid 90's. Alright, sit back so I can regale you with tales of how they, also, are also a bunch of rat bastards. Get comfy, we may be here a while.
I'm just kidding, I know no one cares. Let's ogle a hot chick instead.

Anyhoo, here are some more pics of the ridiculously beautiful Sofi, or....u/themancoffee. It's been a while since I'm posted more pics of Ms. Coffee, so since I'm trying to clear out my backlog i figured "why the hell not post more"
She's the kind of girl you just want to lick all over, then do a second coat to ensure good, complete coverage.

Alright, enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Good Morning, all. Happy Saturday.
I'll give you the courtesy of a warning: A hockey rant is probably going to ensue. I promise these will stop once the Vancouver Canucks either get eliminated from the playoffs, after which I won't give a sh*t about what happens in the playoffs, or they hoist Lord Stanley's cup around whatever arena they happen to win the championship in. [Sh*t, the hockey rant has already begun, and I'm not even done yet...]

I see the rat bastard Avs are done after having been eliminated from the NHL playoffs in overtime by the Dallas Stars last night. I have some thoughts:
A) F*^k you, Colorado Avalanche. *Spits on the ground to show disrespect for past slights* [Um, you know you have to clean that up now, right? Right?]
B) Good on the Stars. I don't believe I have any pre-existing grievances against them, however I should check my notes to be sure. On a side note: These spiteful NHL playoff comment posts are actually kind of fun.
Think of it this way: What if the spiteful NHL comments I've made are actually the friends we've made along the way

Alright, to task: These are my collection of pics of u/LaquitaVarian. She is a formidable beauty who poses most provocatively in various states of undress.
If you're a fan of the illustrious children's literature oeuvre "Where's Waldo" book collection, see if you can find an image of her nipple. I believe she shows at least one of them thrice

Enjoy.