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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Happy Friday, all. I hope you all had pleasant days. Mine actually went pretty well, insofar as time passed pretty quickly for a Friday. Usually on a Friday, I'm getting up to tap the clock on the wall at about 11am to make sure it's still working as it's felt like I'd been at work for 16 hours already. Not today.

    This evening, I had a hankering to post pics of u/brereedus. I've posted her before, I think. She's a hot alt redhead beauty whose vagina makes me want to go snorkeling within for an hour, possibly while simultaneously helping her to build LEGOâ„¢
    It'd probably be challenging to keep track of the construction instructions with the goggles and everything, but I think I could make it work. I must.

    Anyways - enjoy


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Aw, snap! It's a new page. Sweet. You know what that means...
    BlAdders: Alright, what time is it, kids?
    Audience: *grumble*
    BlAdders: I said: what time is it, kids?
    Audience: *grumble grumble*
    BlAdders: OK listen here: if you don't start playing along I'm just going to start posting her, and the bumgirl posts will continue until morale improves. Now, what time is it, kids?
    Audience: bumgirl time. *grumble*
    BlAdders: I can't hear you... What time is it?
    Audience: bumgirl time.
    BlAdders: A little better, but I'm still a bit unsure as to the actual current time. What time is it?
    Audience: bumgirl time!
    BlAdders: That's more like it. Now once more with feeling: what time is it?
    Audience: It's bumgirl time!
    BlAdders: Yeah, you're Goddamn right it is. Ahhh... bumgirl... [u/alexasweetie]


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Good afternoon, friends. Have we all recovered from being succumbed by bums? OK, good. I'm glad to hear. On unrelated news: from local weather reports, I've heard that skies are clear for heading onwards and upwards

    I'm posting something a bit different today, as u/LaquitaVarian posts very provocative pics, but not necessarily nude ones.
    They're actually pretty nice, though.
    As I was perusing her pics, I felt something tugging at my pants leg and looked down to find that my my jerkin' pants had clawed their way out of the other room and were seeking attention. They almost never do that. This means something, I just know it.

    Whatever, enjoy.

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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Good afternoon, all. Happy Sunday.
    I cordially invite you all to join me in rejecting reality, and asserting with all of your hearts that Monday will never come. It can't. It mustn't.
    I think we can do this. All we have to do is close our eyes, click our ruby slippers together, and repeat: "There's no place like not Monday. There's no place like not Monday. There's no place like not Monday. Etc..."
    I think I'm on to something, it's been working so far - it's still not Monday.

    Alright, nonsense aside, please feel free to enjoy some pics of u/igotlooove.
    Yes, three "o"s. I think her name would appear more æsthetically pleasing if she mixed in a few ös, or òs, or even an ô. Just mix it up a bit.
    She's got nice naughty bits, though. I'd certainly like to unleash my umlaut upon them, if you know what I mean.

    M'eh. Try and enjoy.



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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Good evening, friends. I trust you all survived your Mondays. I managed to do so as well, though there were a couple of close calls there. I would regale you with my tale of high adventure, however I'm here for a far more important purpose: to post nude pics of hot chicks. You understand.

    Tonight, I'm going to be bluntly honest: I'm cheating with the next couple of posts. I know normally the overall theme of this thread is BlackAdder's fanciful flight of pictures of scantily clad random women he's accidentally tripped over on Reddit and downloaded as many pics as he could to post here.
    I did not stumble across these next few women on Reddit, but rather on that virtual hellscape of a social media website Twitter. [No, not "X"... Twitter.] Now, to be fair, Reddit is also a virtual hellscape of a social media website, however the difference is... Hmmm... I'm not even sure what kind of point I was going to make there. Goddamn virtual online hellscapes...

    Alright, this is Skyress, or @SkyressVip. She's a rather fetching blonde who caught my eye earlier. I'll warn you: there is a wide variety of picture sizes, but I figured I'd grab everything I could. There are some pretty good pics down there, at least.
    [Pssst... *whispers* You can't tell, but I'm pointing in the general direction of the bathtub ones. Those are the ones you want. We never had this conversation, capisce?

    Alright, enjoy. Onwards and upwards, my friends

    [Edit: WTF, apparently I copied and pasted the pics twice. I do apologize for the inconvenience, it's my first day.]

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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    [OK, BlAdders: Ctrl-V one time. Once. That's all we need. Do you think you can handle that, you utter cretin?]
    Alright, so far so good. [Don't say it. I know you're thinking it - don't say it.] SO WHAT!!
    [Dammit, BlAdders! You just couldn't help yourself, could you? We've had this conversation: you need to stop sneaking in random Megadeth references in these posts. I mean, sure: seminal 80s albums "Peace Sells... but Who's Buying" and "Rust in Peace" are two of the greatest metal recordings ever put to tape, and I don't think we've even ever actually had this conversation before as to my recollection this is the only Megadeth reference you've ever actually made, but this has to stop.]
    Fine

    Alright, to task. This is Twitter user @marrycutexx. Now before you all go grab your pitchforks and torches, I did verify she is a content creator on OF and they have an age verification process to ensure their creators are of age. They'd probably be shut down pretty quick without.
    I'm confident I will not be going to jail. Not for this anyways...
    Anyways, she's quite a cutie. Might I recommend the "scrunchy face" pic? It's my favorite

    Anyways, enjoy


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    OK, friends.
    This is @itshayleydavies. I've been led to believe she's something called a "porn star". I wouldn't know, I don't really care for pornography. OK, to be perfectly honest: I accidentally saw a pornography once years ago, but it wasn't really my thing. I mean I looked at more, of course, to make sure it wasn't my thing. I even downloaded a few of the pornographies so I could watch them again multiple times just to make sure they weren't my thing.
    Fortunately, they were not, so I didn't feel the least bit bad about expanding my library of pornographic material for safekeeping for the explicit purpose of having them not be my thing.
    I've actually had to since purchase multiple external hard drives to house my unwanted collection of pornography, which seems to include several titles including one "Hayley Davies".
    Hey, that's her name. What a curious coincidence.

    Anyways, I was just indiscriminately downloading all of the pics I could from her Twitter profile. Picture size varies from decent to "postage stamp". I don't recommend you commit postal fraud by printing those out and actually using them as postage stamps in your correspondence with your friends and well-wishers. Actually, you know what? Do, and let me know how it turns out. Do it.

    Alright, it's past my bedtime. Good night, all.


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    [BlAdders, why are you still up? You have work in the morning.]
    Yeah, but I also have pics of the stunning redhead u/themancoffee I could be posting. How could I possibly deprive the half dozens of folks that may have accidentally clicked on this thread again a chance to see these pictures? They're quite remarkable.
    [Well yes, I suppose, but... Actually let me take a look at that one of her bum again real quick. ]
    [OK, I will allow it, but that's it.]
    Fine...

    Anyone paying attention: I grant thee permission to head onwards and upwards, for I am a merciful idiot.



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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Good evening, all. I hope you all had terrific Tuesdays. Hopefully some of you got to celebrate "Titty Tuesday", if you know what I mean. I mean hopefully you got to play with some titties, or have your titties played with if you so happen to be endowed with a pair.

    On a completely unrelated topic, I happened to be reminded earlier that I had downloaded a bunch of pics of u/gusthc [I don't know...] a few weeks ago who just happens to be a well endowed, beautiful redheaded lass who is not shy about showing off her big hot boobies. See? Completely unrelated to "Titty Tuesday".
    At the same time, I was reminded that the only thing BlAdders likes more than a well endowed, beautiful redheaded lass who is not shy about showing off her big hot boobies, is a well endowed, beautiful redheaded lass wearing glasses who is not shy about showing off her big hot boobies
    It turns out that's my jam

    OK, hope you enjoy. Onwards and upwards, my friends.


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    [Oops, that was just two redheads in a row. That's quite the faux-pas. Hmmm, I'd better mix it up a bit so no one notices... ]

    Alright friends, let's move along with something completely different. I came across these pics of u/inLoveWithPleasure that you might like. She's got that Eastern European look to her that I generally rather like and in at least one of the pics there is an outlet on the wall that is definitely European, though for some reason in her little profile blurb she insists her name is "Nicole".
    Yeah, OK lady. Who are you trying to fool? I'd believe "Nikola", maybe.
    It's a good thing you're hot, otherwise I'd be of mind to demand a refund for these free naked pictures I downloaded of you from the internet.
    Oh, I could never stay mad at you

    Alright, enjoy



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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Alright, Friends. I've got a batch of interesting pics that I've been saving for a special occasion. [That's a euphemism for: I completely forgot I had these and accidentally stumbled across them again just now as I was perusing my collection for um... educational purposes. That's also a euphemism. ]
    Anyhoo... this is u/JuicyTicker. She's one of those headless models one comes across Reddit a lot who... [Sh*t, she's a redhead too. Bastards! They're always one step ahead. OK, just carry on like there's nothing wrong. No need to cause a panic....]
    Right, where was I? Oh yes: She's one of those headless models who possesses what Monty Python afficionados might affectionately refer to as "huge tracts of land", and if I'm not mistaken I think she's only just recently been gracing us with the presence of pics of her naughty no-no place

    Alright, try and enjoy


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    [OK, Panic! Panic! I need a blonde to post to break up this cabal of redheads that have apparently appropriated my thread for their own nefarious purposes!
    OK, who do we got! Her? No, posted her not too long ago...
    What about her? What? No, I don't care if her hair is bleached blonde. Is it yellow? OK fine, never mind.
    OK, what about this u/PotentialWelcome6766? Good enough? Agreed. Alright, let's do this.]

    Alright friends, just for the sake of mixing it up a bit again I've come up with some pics of the delightful u/PotentialWelcome6766. I think you'll find her naughty bits are well deserving of your attention.
    Your dirty attention

    OK, enjoy. BlAdders sleepy, me go now.


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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Greetings, all. I hope you all had a happy Hump Day. Hopefully some of you got to enjoy Hump Day in the grand tradition of our ancestors, if you know what I mean. Now that I read that back, I'm not entirely sure what I mean. I had meant to imply that I hope some of you got to engage in randy sexual activities with the partner(s) of your choice, but it kind of comes off as a little creepy and weird. Actually, "creepy and weird" fits in with the overall theme of this thread quite well, so I'm keeping it.

    Alright, while I figure out what I have handy that might be inappropriate to post in most social circles, here's a bunch of randos. Sometimes I have a quick peek at the contents of my random folder and wonder to myself "Why the f*^k did I download this one? Was I drunk?"
    I then consult my handy dandy Magic 8 Ballâ„¢ and the answer invariably comes up "All signs point to yes"
    Harsh, but fair.

    All right, enjoy.

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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    [Hmm... Apparently I am now in possession of a fourth green thingie under my username. Splendid. Now, I have a question: Is there somewhere I can redeem these green thingies for legal tender, or alternatively a variety of goods and services? I use an awful lot of goods and services.]

    I'm cheating again with this one, but this is Twitter user @aprilurfavgirl. She's got an ample supply of what, as a young lad my circle of friends jovially referred to as "chesticles". [Tee hee... "chesticles" ]
    She's got the kind of cleavage that makes you want go out and buy a motorboat because you didn't catch on that wanting to motorboat her doesn't mean taking her out on the lake to spend a lovely afternoon on the water.

    I do have a PSA: these aren't the biggest filesizes, and my picturehost does this thing where it blows up the picture onscreen to the borders of your web browser window so a bunch of them look a bit pixelated when viewed on that site. If you download any of them, those pics will look much better using the local picture viewing software of your choice. I use IrfanView, myself.

    Alright, enjoy. Or don't. Whatever, man.

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    Re: BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

    Onwards and upwards, my friends.

    I think it's been a while since I've posted any pics of u/lil_red_doll, so I've decided to remedy that herein.
    [No, not "heroin"... "herein". Within this post.]

    It should become abundantly clear almost immediately why I accidentally downloaded all of these. It's because I'm a creepy old pervert that enjoys looking at pictures of girls with pretty shaved innie pussies. Oh yeah, I can't get enough of 'em. What? Don't look at me like that. I've grown to accept my flaws.
    As an added bonus: if you'd like a bit of a "Where's Waldo?" type challenge with this batch of pics, see if you can find the one where she's visibly pregnant.
    It's much more fun than trying to find the real "Where's Waldo" in those Goddamn books. That's led to some classic BlAdders quotes such as "Where are you, you son of a bitch? I swear to God if I ever find you, I'm going to cut you out of this page and throw you in the f&^king garbage!!", and "Sorry kids. Somebody must have broken into the house and vandalized your fun little book."

    That said, I hope you enjoy.

    Last edited by BlackAdder; 25th April 2024 at 02:55. Reason: That's supposed to be a capital "A", dumbass...

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