BlackAdder's not so random Reddit picture thread

[BlackAdder]

We're still going here, friends. Normally I would have signed off by now but I made an observation earlier that gave me pause, so I broke out my trusty rusty sliderule and protractor to make some complicated calculations, and I'm of the opinion that we're on the cusp of an occurrence.
In the meantime, please feel free to enjoy these pics of u/lolilealae. I'd certainly like to break out my slide rule and protractor and measure her curves, if you know what I mean. [Why do I keep saying that?]
By that, I mean I want to touch her all over and have wild monkey sex with her.
There, I said it. I'm not sorry.

Alright, enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Ah yes. My calculations have been proven to be correct, and we have in fact entered a new page.
You know what that means: the Elder Deities of new thread pages on sketchy porn sharing forums on the internet must have their eternal hunger satiated, lest they bring forth a fiery apocalypse dooming mankind to extinction and eternal damnation. Hey, don't blame me. I don't make the rules. You obviously didn't read the fine print on the forum rules when you registered your account.
Fortunately, their eternal hunger is quite easily satiated with more pictures of bumgirl, of which I have plentiful supply. [u/Alexasweetie]
No no... No need to thank me.
In fact, feel free to gaze upon the awesomenicity that is her bottomside yourselves.
[No, it's a word. "Awesomenicity". I use it all the time. *Googles it* See? It's on the Urban Dictionary website. A definitive official expert resource regarding English vocabulary if ever there was one.]

Alright, BlAdders go now. BlAdders sleepy.

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, friends. Happy [Sh*t, it's still only Thursday ] Thursday!

Alright, I hope you like headless women with big hot fake boobies, because this woman has big hot fake boobies in spades.
She goes by u/youranimegirl19 on Reddit and is not shy about showing everyone her big hot fake boobies. I don't know what it is about her, I've seen plenty of big hot fake boobies in my lifetime and yet her big hot fake boobies really strike a chord with me.
They're mesmerizing.
I kind of want to poke my eyeballs out on her nipples. Is that weird? [Yes, that's weird. Knock it off.]
OK, fine. Well here's the deal: 97% of the pics she posts are just her proudly displaying her big hot fake boobies, however there are a handful of pics below where she's deemed us worthy of showing us her goddess-tier vagina. She doesn't do it a lot, much to the detriment of humankind, however we should be thankful for what she's allowed us to see. I know I am. My jerkin' pants are currently in the spin cycle in the washer thanks to her.

You're welcome for the TMI. Try and enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, all. Happy f*^king Friday. By that I mean: thank f*#k it's Friday. No corporate bullsh*t to deal with for two whole days.
[Also, as an added bonus, my beloved Vancouver Canucks have just defeated the Nashville Predators to go up 2-1 in their playoff series. It was actually quite the nailbiter at the end.]

Alright, to task: I've managed to secure some interesting pics of a young lady with what I would consider to be significant boobelage. I might even consider it to be magnificent boobelage. You know what I always say about "boobelage": I'm in favor of it.
She goes by u/brutstation30. I noticed there were some oddities with a bunch of the pics she's posted. It seems like she may have blown some low res pics up to ridiculous sizes. I'm talking 5000px x 6000px type size, but when you looked at them full size they were pixelated with a bunch of jpeg artifacts. I think I managed to rescue a bunch of them by significantly shrinking them (2000px seemed to work well), but some must have been taken with a Nokia flip phone camera or something so were beyond saving. 'Tis a shame.
The ones with her sporting shoulder length natural blue hair required next to no correction, FWIW.

Alright, enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Onwards and upwards, my friends. You know what they say: When life hands you lemons, you throw those Goddamn lemons right back in life's stoopid face and say "F&#k you, life! This is what I think of your pitiful lemons! Get the hell out of here and don't come back until you obtain some decent produce. Mandarin oranges would be nice..."

I don't even remember what I was posting now... *Looks at files on imagehost website* Ah, yes. Splendid.
As far as I can recall, it's been many moons since I've posted pics of u/alyssacream. She's a pretty petite blonde girl who appears to live in a mansion based on the background in the pics she posts, but at the same time has one of the prettiest pussies that ever did puss.
You know what I always say about pretty pussies: I'm in favor of them

Alright, try and enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Alright, we're still here. I mean "we" in the royal sense insofar as it's probably just me, but I'm soldiering on.
I had meant to post these last night, but I was just so tired after watching my beloved Vancouver Canucks defeat the Nashville Predators in NHL Playoff action last night that I was forced to pause my upload schedule.
So today, you have the opportunity to witness some more pics of u/Ariababeboobs. She's super hot, and she's got the kind of boobs you'd like to see how many times you can lick in an hour, then try and break that record.

[BlackAdder]

Hello, friends. Happy Sunday. I trust you're all doing well on this solemn occasion of this being the seventh day of the week. Or perhaps the first. You go ahead and follow whatever calendar you want. I only pass judgment on those who think this is Thursday, which is of course the worst day.
Alright, so I imagine you're wondering why I've called you all together for this post. All five of you. Well, I don't want to get you too excited but if I'm not mistaken, I've come across the prettiest woman to have ever existed across the entirety of human history.
u/xvinarose
I'm only slightly exaggerating. This woman is f*^king gorgeous.
I'm not even sure why I'm posting these pics here for you to see. She's mine. I called her first.

You'd better not enjoy any of these...

[BlackAdder]

Hello again, friends. Hopefully you're out enjoying your Sunday. Possibly your fun day. Possibly your one day to prove to the world that you're not one of the olde gods who will one day rise up much to the detriment of all humanity. Ha Ha! Flee, mere mortals! You shan't escape my wrath!
I mean, um... Yes, the weather's been rather pleasant this week. I hope it continues.

[Oops. This is twitter user @marlbororatchet. She's quite nice.]

[BlackAdder]

Good evening, friends. Happy [and I'm using the term ironically] Monday. I had not planned an immediate sequel to my last post in this thread, however...
Now , if you scroll up a few centimeters you'll find some delightful pics of one Milly, or @marlbororatchet. Let's be perfectly frank with one another: she spreads her legs wide open and lets us see her spectacular vagina in great detail many times.
In an unexpected development, I found completely by accident several minutes ago that she has a secondary account where she posts slightly more rambunctious nude pics of herself. Why? I don't know what to tell you. We've already seen her vagina like, a lot, but do you think I'm going to complain about more of her content? Hell, no.
@milla_secrets.
@marlbororatchet
She can have all the accounts she wants. She can have mine.

Alright, enjoy

[BlackAdder]

Alright, no rest for the wicked, my friends. Let's venture forth once more in an onwards and upwards trajectory.

I know no one cares, but I've taken to posting a few one offs in threads in the chit chat sub-forum before updating this thread. It's actually kind of fun: "Oh, the redhead thread is updated, surely I can find a nice pic of a redheaded lass to post..."
*thirty minutes later, after looking through multiple folders* "Goddamnit! I swear to God that I had some pics of redheaded women in here somewhere. They were just here yesterday. Where the f*^k did they go? AAAAAAAAHHH "
You can literally hear the stress melting away from my body. You should try it, it's an easy and interesting way to contribute to the community.

Alright, with that nonsense out of the way: it's been a while since I've posted pics of u/embauchexc, for which I apologize. She's a very pretty girl with what I would consider to be rather æsthetically pleasing naughty bits.

Enjoy

[BlackAdder]

OK, once more, but with feeling. I found the redhead I was looking for: it's user @elysia_ma, or just Elysia.

Would you like to know where I found the pictures? I'm sure you're keen to guess.
"Were they in your "pictures" folder"?" No, of course not. I'm not an idiot. I may as well store cocaine in my "illicit substances" folder.
"OK, were they in your "Downloads" folder?" What, where they could mingle with and receive bad influences from the other occupants?
"OK, where did you find them?" Deleted items. I don't know how or why, but there they were in their full glory.
I've restored them, and here they are in their full glory.
You go ahead and enjoy if you're of such mind.

[BlackAdder]

[Ooops... hit Ctrl-V too many times in that last post. Oh well, her boobs are worth a second look ]

Happy Tuesday, all. Titty Tuesday, no less. The most titilating time of the... week. [Dammit, there's no "t" word synonym for "week'.]
Oh well. You'll be happy to hear there may be some tremendous titties for you to ogle contained within this post. I'm doing randos, a lot of which appear to be from Twitter. [I still refuse to refer to it as "X". BlAdders no like ]
I've found it's actually pretty easy to find myself falling down a veritable rabbit hole of gorgeous women on that virtual hellscape, advertising their naughty bits, and probably naughty sites. As a result, I must confess to having amassed an embarrassing number of naughty pics in my rando folder, so I though I'd blast out a big batch to try and prevent that particular folder from bursting at the seams.

Alright, enjoy. I might be back. I'm busy trying to watch the Toronto Maple Leafs lose their playoff series to the Boston Bruins.
[Dammit, the Leafs just opened the scoring...]

[BlackAdder]

Alright, friends. Onwards and upwards, as always.
Allow me to introduce you to u/mrspetitexx' asshole. She's a poster on Reddit that appears to be under the impression that she has a desirable asshole.
Oh, I'm not even kidding. Most of these pics prominently feature her naked asshole being thrust right into the camera. Her tiny little ass, too.
I'm not even a huge fan of assholes, however it appears she somehow duped me into downloading all of these pics of her slightly alluring asshole. It is quite hypnotic though, now that I look back at these pics.
Now, in the benevolent tradition of "paying it forward" I am now here to dupe you into downloading them, or at least looking at them for a while.

Alright, move along. Leafs and Bruins are tied up at 1. Best case scenario for me is if they both somehow manage to lose this game.

[BlackAdder]

Hello, friends. Happy Wednesday. I'm not going to do a "hump day" bit again because I'm pretty sure I did one last week, but if I wait a week you'll forget about the last one and when I do a "hump day" bit again next week, you'll think it's hilarious. I'm kidding of course, none of the comments I post are even remotely amusing.
Alright, these are pics I quickly accumulated of u/tiffanynho. She's quite delightful, though I 've yet to find any pictures of her with her cohort: "n' ho" yet.
M'eh. I'll keep looking, though I suspect this has all been an elaborate ruse to trick me into downloading multiple nude pics of herself.
Enjoy.

[BlackAdder]

Good afternoon, all.
I hope you like skinny alt-girls with lots of tattoos, because that's what I'm subjecting you to this afternoon.
There are pics below where she looks like the prettiest girl in the world, and then some pics which might leave you wondering why I downloaded pictures of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
That is an extreme exaggeration, of course. I like all of these pictures, which is why I went to the trouble of downloading them all and posting them here. I hope some of you enjoy.
I might post some eye-candy bimbo pics later...